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| In the Beginning |
| Everyone knows the story of how Adam and Eve were created. In the beginning, God created man, and his name was Adam. To keep Adam from becoming too lonely, God took a rib from Adam and used it to create Eve. We were all taught the same story in bible school, and we all took it as the truth. One day Dillon and I were drinking frappucinos from Starbucks when we stumbled upon the shocking truth: the tale of Adam and Eve was a terrible lie created to protect women from the superior gender, men! Eve's original name was Evan. God created Evan to become a best friend and true companion to Adam. He expected them to go fishing, play catch, wrestle in the mud; typical guy stuff. Due to the extra rib that Evan had, it caused him to mutate into the beast, or "woman", Eve. God hated Eve, like he hates all women. Disgusted by the creation of woman, God made that nosy bitch take a bite out of the apple and sent Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden to die. But Adam stuck his hoo-hoo in Eve's no-no spot, and mankind reproduced. |
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