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| Noah's Heterosexual Arc |
| Disgusted by the fact that man and woman could reproduce, God decided to start over. In his original plan, men would have been able to reproduce with each other (but unfortunately we have evolved to the point where only men and women can reproduce. Believe me, Dillon and I have tried plenty of times, it just doesn't work anymore.) God came up with a brilliant plan: he instructed Noah, a widely known homosexual, to build an arc and gather two males of each animal. But Noah was a disobedient bastard. He tricked God and took one male and one female of each animal onto his arc despite God's instructions. Noah had actually fallen in love with a woman, and was so upset that God was going to kill her and all the other heterosexuals, that he decided to get back at God. He snuck that whore onto the arc and they went at it like rabbits for weeks on end. Foiled once again by Noah's deceptiveness, God turned his back on the human race for the second time. |
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