Jesus Was A Homo | Jesus Is Sent

Jesus Is Sent
In his second attempt to erradicate the world of heterosexuals, God sent his own homosexual son, Jesus Christ, to fix the problem. Being the son of God, Jesus was obviously given some special abilties, like the power to give the blind sight, turn the straight gay, etc. God's plan worked perfectly at first: Jesus was converting record numbers of men to homosexuality. There arose a large amount of controversy over Jesus and his origins. One woman, Mary, claimed to be a virgin and said that she had given birth to Jesus. Since Mary was a coke addict and had slept with about half the guys in town, no one believed her, and they drowned that whore in the lake.
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