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| Christ Meets the Cross |
| With record numbers of homosexuals that were starting to rival the amount of heterosexuals, the world was truly a wonderful place to be. God was happy, Jesus was happy, everyone was happy. Well... almost everyone. A rebellious cult decided that they did not like homosexuals. This cult was extremely fearsome, and not to be messed with. Their exact description is unknown, but some drawings of this cult have been found. It is believed that the cult looked like this. This terrifying cult nailed Jesus to a cross and stated that they would kill all other gays like him. Most of the homosexuals were scared straight, pun intended. God was so disgusted at the murder of his only son that he turned his back on humans indefinitely, as his master plan had once again been foiled. He dormantly awaits the time that homosexuals will regain control of the earth. |
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