Jesus Was A Homo : Final Thoughts 
Final Thoughts
The fact that Jesus was gay and God favors homosexuals is the most widespread conspiracy ever. However, the truth is finally starting to surface. You might have heard recently that many priests are molesting little boys. This is because they have learned the truth - but they won't let you discover it, because they want to save all the little boys for themselves! Well trust me, there are plenty of little boys to go around, and lots of big hunky men too. In order to reach heaven, you should become a homosexual now. If men start having sex with only other men, then the mutant women will begin to die off. We can live in a society of just men, like God intended. We will achieve heaven on earth, and it will be glorious. God bless you all, and may you find peace and happiness in Jesus' homosexuality.
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